February 2011
Watching Matilda again because I haven't seen it...
apparently the whole damn thing is on youtube.  P.S. I think Ms. Honey may have been my first love crush person. 
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Listen How do people make pancakes without...
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I don't believe in soulmates.
Statistically, it wouldn’t make sense. I don’t think you need to be destined to meet some other person that “completes” you. You are yourself. You are complete. It isn’t about completing yourself, it’s about being accepted completely. And I don’t mean falling in love with their faults, because I think that’s kind of bullshit, I’m talking about...
Jan 31st
alexismarie asked: Hello. I just wanted to drop by and tell you that I think you're a fabulous person. Plus, you're hilarious. xoxo
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Day 6: 5 things from your wishlist
large, full stocked, fully furnished, fully rich smell of mahogany, library life time supply of dr. pepper money to pay for things Falcor! the luck dragon someone to give a shit about me.
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Back down to 389 followers because I'm too fucking...
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Anonymous asked: I'm really sorry if this is too painful a subject, but what happened to your mom?
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Day 5: At what age were you happiest?
I remember wanting to kill myself in 4th grade.  I honestly can’t remember what age I would have been happy? Before my mom got sick? I don’t know. 
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 xtineduhh replied to your post:I feel a tiny little flutter of excitement whenever I glance over at my inbox because it say’s (11) You have 11 messages you’ve never replied to? o.0 Whenever mine says (1) I pounce on it like a tiger. If it says (2) I go into cardiac arrest. I was having an ask box conversation with someone and I have a terrible habit of forgetting exactly what people say,...
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I feel a tiny little flutter of excitement...
but then I remember those are just messages I haven’t deleted yet, and the butterfly like embodiment of my hopes and dreams is then crushed by the large, pragmatic hands of reality. 
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Day 4: What time period would you like to be born...
I don’t really give a shit. Humans have alway been assholes, probably always will be. 
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Day 3: What band/musician is most important to...
Fuck… I don’t know?… Here’s some of my favorites cause fuck this question Dream Theater The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer in general The Beatles The Mountain Goats Avenged Sevenfold Tim Minchin The Seatbelts and more! 
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Will try video making again soon. You guys got any... →
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Day 2: Your stance on religion. Would you...
err this is complicated. I identify myself as an agnostic atheist. I do not believe any of the gods presented to me are real. I will freely admit that I could be wrong, but I could also be wrong about invisible magical dragons that live in my garage. I could be wrong about that, but I don’t think I am, and since I do not know, I find the easiest option is non-belief. And that’s all...
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I honestly didn’t think they were Muslim till I read the description. I just thought they were British. Islamaphobic my ass. 
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OHMYGOD I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU TOOK MY RABIES...
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About to go get some pizza
Yeah fuckers
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 sass2frass replied to your post: okay. okay. fuck. I’m really going to do it. yes. None of us are very good at finishing this shit. I think we never read the entire list of questions Yeah, especially that last one. at first I was thinking “this is pretty cool” then by the end it seems like the people who wrote it gave up and I thought “well shit, if they don’t...
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And Then What Happens?.....: Day 3. Identity Theft... →
andthenwhathappens: She was walking hard. Her heels pounding against the pavement in a steady cadence of thunder in the otherwise silent night. This was not the best of neighborhoods she found herself in and she kept subconsciously grabbing at her mace, making sure it hadn’t disappeared since the last time she… wow, I can get sexual too Tell me if it sucks. 
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The awkward moment when you gain heaps of...
jennaanne01: soinsignificant: and then realise it was because Jenna Anne reblogged you. AWWWW. HAHAHAHAHAHA  I heard every time a bell rings, someone Jenna reblogged gets a follower. 
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“Levi… told me he believes in God for this reason: The Bible is so strange, so...”
– A.J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically (via ayychee)
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Day One: Two most significant people in your life
I feel like my other friends constantly ask me how I put up with Drew, my best friend. He is intimidating and objective enough to make people uncomfortable. He is smart and can be a dick about it. He calls me fat whenever he can. He makes your mom jobs, perfectly aware of what happened to her. And generally he can seem to degrade me all the time. So everyone thinks he’s a jackass and that...
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Anonymous asked: what's happening in Egypt?
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okay. okay. fuck. I'm really going to do it. yes.
another 30 day challenge 1: Name two of the most significant people in your life and explain why. 2: What is your stance on religon? Would you affiliate yourself with any? 3: What band / musician is most important to you?  Explain why. 4: If you could chose a time period to be born at , which one would it be and why? 5: At what age were you the happiest? 6: Name five things from your...
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