December 2011
It just isn't a proper morning
Till you start contemplating suicide.
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My friends are going to start calling our phones...
“My people will call your people.”
It just might get a little awkward when the batteries die.
“My people are dead….”
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Set Fire to the Rain
andmodern:
cakeandotheredibles:
borncharliesalinas:
Seriously Adele, your lyrics are awkward as fuck
BUT SOOOOO GOOOOD
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Christmas
cjpenny:
Why do atheists get presents for Christmas?
Because we’re taking the holiday and secularizing it, in much the way it was taken from pagan holidays and Christianized. For we atheists who celebrate it, Christmas is about family and love and generosity.
You know what Christmas definitely isn’t about? Discrimination.
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Fuck me, there's a question limit.
Tumblr, you’re fucking ruining Christmas! You’re the grinch. Fuckers.
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Happy Christmas Eve!
jennaanne01:
In the spirit of Christmas here are some blogs that are not only amazing, but are made by inspirational individuals. I am blessed with over 75,000 of you, here are some people that deserve your follow as well. Happy Holidays my darlings. Shelby - imactuallyuhmermaid True - bettyanntrue Liz - californialuv84 Kelly - individualbeauty Michelle - fartwithheadphoneson Justin -...
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“And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple...”
– Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)
And Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?”
(via ultraprism)
She's in love with some stupid mother fucker. WHO...
I don't believe in grown ups.
I hear quite often that children/babies are just drunk, tiny adults.
I think the opposite is true.
I think adults are just giant, cynical children.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I...
That’s a phrase that doesn’t really make any sense. F’r instance.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the zero apples I have.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the elephants that are in my pants right now.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the intelligence on Fox and Friends.
Of course I can’t. Because zero is literally nothing. You’re giving me a paradox....
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the price
I hang up on a tree whose
branches scratch the stars.
A sacrifice for better days
when I won’t care about you.
The ropes that hold my bones
woven from memories that could
have been, but never will.
The spear hanging from my side,
ichor drenched, tear stained
was the goodbye you didn’t
even fucking give me.
And I was a fool.
Lost an eye, did I, to know what’s...
I think there's salt in my ear?
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Just got back from two days of excess and drunk... →
Watchbrandynoelle:
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.
yup
Holy Shit Sherlock Holmes!
was awesome.
Also Batman.
Trailer.
Fainting
bye now.
aziiiza:
It’s depressing going to the bookstore and hearing people selling their $150+ books for .59-3.00$. Sucks.
Awhile ago I really needed cash to keep from just going empty in the middle of the street. I sold two books I had bought for one hundred dollars each. They were collector edition volumes of my favorite comic series and they were my pride and joy.
And apparently worth $15. Total....
I can handle the truth.
I’d rather have it than anything. I want to know exactly what my friends and my family think of me. A lot of people don’t want that, or say they do but wouldn’t if they actually got the truth. But I want that. I don’t like deluding myself. I don’t like misinformation. I don’t like people being wrong, when they shouldn’t be. And I hate when people lie to me...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM! →
no but really happy birthday.
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